Good, I’m tired of this American bullshit system

CPU = Chief Party Unicorn

No, that’s lightly colored blood. Mostly on toilet paper. We’re looking for dark red blood here.

No, you’re being facetious. Go sit in the corner.

Absolutely not, we’re talking about a man who serves fast food to athletes.

Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.

Thank you for your service

“This is not good! Worlds are colliding! George is getting upset!”

-George Costanza

Seinfeld “The Pool Guy” - Season 7, Episode 8 (1995)

That’s basically China with extra steps. How are you going to deal with your companies siphoning money out of your economy by buying foreign real estate?

It was really strange to see some old comments I made in another language translated in English.

Zero points for me. I once wrote a cheque to pay my outstanding fee at my local video rental place (I was returning Time Cop) And then later I got home and sent my father a fax of younger brother’s foot and shoe size so he could buy some shoes for him while abroad on a business trip. I specifically remember that day because I rented Four Weddings and a Funeral which had just come out on VHS. This was probably 1994 or 1995. Now I feel old as fuck.

Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn’t necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don’t think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.

The moment you figure out where your poop is supposed to go, you’ll get a promotion. I guarantee it.

How many parts of you do I need to replace before you become someone else?

Hey buddy, I’ve had enough of you and your sensible opinions. Meet me in the parking lot of the Wallgreens on the corner of Coursey and Jones Creek in Baton Rouge on april 7th at 10 p.m. We’re going to fight to the death, no holds barred, shopping cart combos allowed, pistols only, no scope 360, tag team style, entourage allowed.

“Yes, but only if they bring bacon. Also, narwals?! Oh and look at my spork, lol!”

Also the 4 guy has a podcast and a social media presence and thousands of followers who are willing to back up his idiotic claims and silence anyone who disagrees.

The analog sticks have a set number of rotations after which they need to be replaced. Putting off brand analog sticks in the device will instantly brick it.

Why didn’t you want to go to the hotel in KL? Were upu worried you wouldn’t make your flight?

I’m in academia and I refuse to read papers without emojis. The english language is far too subtle and advanced to understand without the context given by emojis 🧐