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Hum… What? Have you actually seen the movie and still put your line under that scene?

Yeah, that happened with my dog once. She came back with her nails completely spent, so I think somebody lost a door that night.

You know, you could always use a meme template where the nazi isn’t saying your line…

Goats have a goatee, goat-feet, a perceptible smell, horns, and sound like an evil laugh. Also, they have a nasty habit of taking people by surprise in places no sane people would imagine a large animal could be.

No need to mess with deer in weird positions.

Reddit is just trying to preserve the safety of their platform for crabs that hold civilized discussion. And evidently, they don’t care about attracting moths.

Lots of birds will eat anything

Chicken won’t. But you only understand that after your reference for “everything” is correctly adjusted.

Yeah chickens eat pretty much anything.

Said by somebody that clearly never grew geese or peacocks.

Many loads are lighter if not divided.

The odds of 3am phone calls increase explosively if I let other people touch it. And they will still not know how to do it, so after they get the call they’ll call me anyway.

But well, not all “other people” are alike. That’s valid only for some of them.

Well, I imagine on nearly every place, the police would arrive before the army.

I always wondered if the toxin didn’t kill the bacteria.

Yes, it’s normal.

If you look at the logs, the bots are probably all trying to exploit some Webpress vulnerability or trying random passwords in /login.php.

Looks to me like only the tentacles are glowy, and the body and eyes are just reflecting the camera’s light.

No way Bash is lawful, or Malbolge is chaotic… And no way C++ is lawful either.

Did you just throw the languages around at random? At least Perl fell on the right place…

As our “earnings to price” graph confirms, the market has notice our progress on the “employee to revenue” and “investment over returns” KPIs…

What you mean? People on the 20s were clearly traumatized by a recent pandemic, pushing for worldwide economic protectionism and isolationism, revolting against and dehumanizing people that practiced “sexual dissidence”…

I keep having to point it, because it’s not obvious nor easy to notice: the prequels story is really, really good.

There’s an entire UN agreement about traffic signaling.

Round signals with a red border communicate requirements, but without crossing the banana, it’s a requirement to eat it.

Blue signals do not communicate information, not requirements.

Either the EU doesn’t follow the international standard, or you got two different versions of “you should know there’s a banana”, “you must eat a banana”, and “caution, a banana!”. There’s no “you can’t eat a banana”.