I bet they’re sacredelicious.

I’ve never actually owned a set of encyclopedias.

I can’t agree with this comment enough.
I finally picked this game up about six months ago. I get very little time to play, but I sneak in a short session when I can.

I told myself from the start that I wouldn’t look up any information, just let the game take me where it goes, and I’ve had a blast. Even times when it’s been an absolute bitch running back to collect my gear after getting stomped on.

Every time you begin to like an item it’s mostly sold out.

Or outright discontinued. This actually happens to me in life all the damn time.

You get to have your entire music playlist, but every song slowly shifts in and out of tune.

You have to eat cereal at every meal, but the milk goes from nice and cold to warm the moment you pour it, and the cereal also instantly turns soggy.

The only TV shows nothing but Calgary vs Vancouver hockey games. (actually this might be hell)

At least X is for xylophone.

Because X is always for xylophone.

Also known as the ‘Thinning the Herd of the Weak and Stupid’ challenge.

Almond udders may be smaller, but they’re still udders.

The rose-colored glasses you’re wearing must have really thick lenses.
Anyone who thinks that this one act will change anything is out of their minds.

Giant corporations exist to make money to satisfy the shareholders and pay those at the top exorbitant paychecks. They don’t give the first flying fuck about their employees or customers, and this one act isn’t going to change a damn thing.

We all wish it will, but I’m sorry to say, but it won’t.

North Star Wars

Dances with Reindeer

The urinals didn’t tip her off?

I love the art style of this.
I need to get better at prompt generation.

Someone made this Sisyphus idle game some time ago. (It doesn’t work well on mobile devices)

https://brotender.itch.io/sisyphus-idle