Yeah, active relationships take effort. However, the true friends I made growing up, I can hit them up or they can hit me up, after any number of years, and we pick up right where we left off… It hits different.

Thanks, I am validated now

Found this digging through the Controversial pile. What a controversy indeed! From a non-political perspective, everything written in the meme seems factually correct, so I’m marking this down as some of the best bait ever

I could fix her

Let’s be honest here, when’s the last time we’ve all been checked for worms? We’re probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff… Something something glass houses and so on

Looks like the man’s living the libertarian dream to be honest.

I bet he paid for a private road to his house too

Edit: Skill issue not having private fire services on speed dial already, unless he was counting on the gubment to save him from fires‽

Sears Tower

Well of course, that’s the point of being in a captive audience, like at the movie theater or airport. At least they aren’t bleeding you for $8.50 for the same bottle. Makes it hurt a little less if one of your treats in life is watching a game, and someone needs to start the precedent of slowing down the momentum of overcharging for basic goods

RadarScope Pro is the first that came to my mind. I don’t live in tornado country anymore, but got plenty of use out of it when I did

Something something Ohio…

Am I the only person being confused by the apparent mirroring of the last two frames? Good comic BTW, I spent way too long on X and decided that those guys are either infiltrated by mossad, or they’re actually that uninforned/unintelligent

The modern version would’ve mentioned Chat Gippity

Nice one!

It true, but I gotta make it steak

Inshittification in action

Did I give you the impression I was fooling myself, or were you just speaking to the wider audience?

I’m here for the wired headphone -> pacific garbage patch vs lithium battery child labor -> wireless headphone fight 🍿

“Hands aren’t toys” is my rule of thumb for cats and mouthy dogs, but dang is it tempting