Who knew?

technically not a lie

I found the way to progress once, you have to like flip up out of the water and across to some other part of the level. I couldn’t ever remember how I did it afterwards though.

I’d build a massive cock and balls TBH

in AOEIII artillery are siege weapons so I think tanks would count as that, I remember getting my onagers converted in AOE but I don’t remember if that’s a thing in AOEII

people will be like “but project paperclip!” and it’s like nah, that was basically just a way to pay them off so they didn’t work for the Soviets, we didn’t actually need the tech. Von Braun was a fucking office manager.

when that homophobe wrote Ender’s Game he intended it to be an example of something bad bro.

cor blimey that’s a biggun, that must cost a few quid to keep airborne eh m8?