That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.

Pedantic: You mean Y-axis, right? Technically, neither start at zero but I think you meant Y based on context.

My lord? Yes? My lord? Yes? Let’s get digging! Whoa! What now?

• Hidden song made from sound effects in Lords of the Realm II

You could try turning on Do Not Disturb for all numbers, all the time. The calls and texts will technically still happen but you won’t be notified of them. You may be able to avoid voicemails if you never set it up. You’ll see all your texts if you ever open the app although you may be able to disable or remove it. (YMMV based on your particular phone.)

Have a snack ready when they get home from school. Make it reasonably healthy but it should be something they like. Keeping their blood sugar up at the end of the day makes evenings so much more pleasant.