Good eye!

It’s planted on an isolated patch of garden pretty far from wild woodland, and this lil moron has thankfully gone eight years without an expensive taste test. I appreciate the concern, though :)

Thanks :)

I blame the couplet on Nirvana. Gets stuck in my head every spring.

“I ordered some donuts”

“Put the tissue in the bin/trash”

“Clean up a spill”

“You bing your search”

What on earth is “to shamwow”? I had to Google™ (read: look up) what that meant!

Man, I sure do love to DoorDash™ some Dunkin’™!

Part of me hopes the original post was intentional marketing, because I’m still not ready to accept that people speak in brands now.

I appreciate the concern (getting squeezed like that is a major phobia of mine), but that door is flimsy and doesn’t even close properly anyhow (which is how he got in in the first place), so he’s safe :3

What a beautiful photo!

The competing patriarchal nations sure are!