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9 hours agoThat’s what makes it fun
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Cake day: June 16th, 2023
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3·18 hours agoThis does not go to $5 games :(
1·1 day agoRip and tear!
21·1 day agoHey now, that’s what the boss was gonna do with that money!
🎵 And on this hand he had 6 fingers 🎵
🎵 AI AI Ugh 🎵
That shit lives in my head rent free and I ain’t even mad about it
“The cat only shits enough to fill the pipe up 90%”
“Uh oh, he shouldn’t have had seconds!”
Subject: Fire. “Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of…” No, that’s too formal. “Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.”
But it comes with new features too, like an ad at the top of your message list every time you open it! We should consider ourselves lucky that they’re giving this to us for free!
/s
Trying to scam an extra brain cell off the kid
e: ope, kept reading and saw someone beat me to basically this joke by about 7 hours
1·3 days agoDamn that’s crazy, it’s almost like being a check against tyranny is part of your job or something, that you swore an oath to do. But this is America, so you better just keep being afraid instead of acting in some sort of collective fashion to make things better.
Put there by Satan himself, he knows it makes you think evil things
Other than the fact that it’s meant to be read as twenty thirth?
Charon: “No, I mean, you gotta get to the brain. The mouth is the worst face hole to get there.”
The actual one we had in the 80s and 90s
Well, I think we can agree on one thing. I guess I don’t really get what you’re saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They’re pretty much the only group I know of that uses female that way on purpose, but I suppose we could just throw in all misogynists and my comment would still apply
1·4 days ago“Not applicable” is typically abbreviated n/a or N/A but I guess reading it aloud would sound the same as NA
Some people don’t even get yearly/Christmas bonuses. You would be mad if your bonus went up by 10%?
Not larger enough. There’s supposed to be 11 inches/~28 cm difference in height there, based on the numbers provided.