It’s time for you to find Micro. The cycle continues.

I installed Arch on my daily driver because I wanted a challenge.
It’s too dependable, even when updating every other day and installing a bunch of nonsense from the AUR. Where’s my challenge?

recently

Unity and Mir would like a word

I’m leaving this with no edit so you can screenshot it later when they announce Mario Paint 3.

Oh. I think you’re wrong on that last point.
You can now (on June 5th) very easily play most PC games on the Switch 2.
Do you remember Halo Wars?
Do you remember Starcraft 64?
This was a clever cash grab, an attempt to tap into entire genres that just would not have translated otherwise.

OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED MARIO PAINT IS COMING BACK

Pinky succeeded the one time Brain was out of the way.
Also see: the Invader Zim apocrypha.

It was a perfect storm of unpatchable hardware exploit and games releasing in parallel on hardware that was already solved. We might be waiting a while on the Switch 2.

I’m about 50/50 on this being sarcasm. I’ll risk ruining the joke by saying:
It’s simulated 3D sound, meaning no special hardware is required. Youtube plus headphones would be a good demonstration.

The Divinities have been around for a while, you might be able to pick them up on sale

Sorry! Sorry. Miss bro.

Huh, it’s Russian? That’s to your point about them hiding it I guess.
The Excel part looked flawless, a closer match than I’ve seen, but I didn’t get into any of the advanced features. PowerPoint and Word documents also retained full formatting when opening documents authored in the official platforms.

Why downvotes? OnlyOffice is great.

Ah yes, “co-op mode”

Ah yes, the “extended Berkeley Packet Filter”.
Wikipedia:

eBPF is a technology that can run programs in a privileged context such as the operating system kernel.

Phoronix:

Hornet uses a similar signature verification scheme similar to that of kernel modules. A pkcs#7 signature is appended to the end of an executable file. During an invocation of bpf_prog_load, the signature is fetched from the current task’s executable file. That signature is used to verify the integrity of the bpf instructions and maps which where passed into the kernel. Additionally, Hornet implicitly trusts any programs which where loaded from inside kernel rather than userspace, which allows BPF_PRELOAD programs along with outputs for BPF_SYSCALL programs to run.

So this is to make kernel-level instructions from userspace (something that’s already happening) more secure.

The thread linked by the OP is Jarkko Sakkinen (kernel maintainer) seemingly saying “show your work, your patch is full of nonsense” in a patch submitted for review to the Linux kernel.
Edit: the OP has edited the link, it used to point to this comment in the mailing list chain.

I’m really enjoying it, thank you.

You know what they call Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese.

The devs have said that this cannot lead to a persistent softmod. It’s a cool piece of tech, but I’m going to sit on my old firmware for a while longer.

Glorious.

I don’t expect you will either.

your weird brain on the way to works just fine