When the wedgie’s so deep a princess has to use two hands to excavate it back out

Now, to any person who has ever seen an AI image or indeed seen anything in the real world, you’d think it would be obvious that these are fake images. … And yet, other each of this images there are hundreds, sometimes thousands of positive comments. …

So braindead and stereotypical are these comments that you might think they are themselves AI generated. But, picking a few at random, I checked out their profiles and they seem genuine. … They did also all seem to be active churchgoers but that must be some kind of coincidence…

Shots fired.

“pussy”

“pusay”

I’m playing two different saves in Skyrim right now, and I still thought it was The Long Dark when I saw the thumbnail. Seriously underappreciated title!

Also me when I use too much pressure.

Something tells me this wasn’t a one-off thing for them.

What’s the name of that Stone Temple Pilots song?

Vasoline.

He’s got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.

Sorry for your loss. Your Abbey looks an awful lot like Kiki, who I lost years ago now, and who had such a profound impact on my life. I found this poem then, and it helped me a lot in getting through that very difficult time.

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forget life, to be at peace. You can help me. You can open for me the portals of death’s house, for love is always with you, and love is stronger than death is.

- Oscar Wilde, from The Canterville Ghost

The Spanish Fly

Still on Ulfric’s side ideals wise, but the racism pisses me off x_x

Same here! I started a new game a few months ago and am actively ignoring both of the major factions, and it’s been the best playthrough yet.

App Update: Fitness tracker permissions can now tell when you are sleeping, so the app only plays ads when you are awake and actively looking at your device.

Coming Soon: A subscription model where you pay $10 a month for the ability to use your $450 battery swapper.

Cute. Coincidentally, Mastodon’s “Steambreather” might be favorite song of theirs.

Additional crumple zones. Ya’know, for safety.

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