Yup, initially the first comment was not in a table but was a list in format “[run over]-[revard]”… Stupid me, assumed these were penalty points.

Then you changed it to the table format, I realised my mistake… And then had to learn how to put tablets to Lemmy comments (I didn’t know we could do that!)

Edit: updated into a table to clarify that I meant MINUS 100000 points, Life of one CEO is much more important to (f)Elon than lifes of us peasants.

All this time when people didn’t get any answers, and it turns out that the missing spell was “you are muted”.

It doesn’t matter how much you pay. Their message must match the state’s message.

Why does this screenshot looks like from a cheap porn?

Not having access to Adobe products is a feature not a bug.

Ok, coming up next: Thunderfoot (youtuber vocally attacking Musk before it was cool) and several other anti Trump and anti Musk youtubers banned on YouTube. Bernie Sanders and AoC disappear from the Google results… Case is mysteriously dismissed.

I don’t think she uses the washing machine at all, her black “friends” do it for her.

When I read things like that I think about the scene from Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life”… The restaurant scene.

How many more companies can they consume before exploding?

They musk have their reasons

I love (/s) how YouTube went from “If you want to see new content from this guy subscribe” to “If you want to see new content from this guy subscribe and click the bell icon” to “If you want to see new content from this guy subscribe and click the other, bell icon that will notify you about ALL new content (until we find a reason to filter that as well)”

Don’t know, did Nazi him

The steakes are high!

Ollama model that dies, would definitely be more realistic than all the boys acting like men. Good luck.

Yup… Work your ass off guys, so we can fire you sooner! Great deal.

I’m back, and my mass got significantly bigger than when I got here before.