androogee (they/she)

Just because a set is infinite does not mean that it will contain every possible permutation of something. That’s a common thought but a provably untrue one.

For example, there are infinite even numbers, and none of them are 3. Not a single one. If someone claimed that generating infinite even numbers would eventually return a 3, you wouldn’t take them seriously, and rightly so.

But here’s the rub: you can also generate infinite even numbers and never return a 2. Every time you generate an even number, there are infinite numbers that it could be. Even if you don’t allow numbers to repeat, it’s not like you are gonna exhaust the amount of non-2 even numbers.

Just because a set is infinite does not mean that it will contain every possible permutation of something.

So back to the typewriters. You might say that while there are infinite numbers, there are not infinite permutations of a string of characters the length of the works of Shakespeare.

And that’s true.

If you were to say that a string of characters the length of the works of Shakespeare (or longer) could never be repeated exactly, the yes they would type the works of Shakespeare.

But then they wouldn’t be typing randomly.

Randomness repeats. Infinite randomness can repeat infinitely.

And we are not dealing with strings of characters the length of the works of Shakespeare. We’re dealing with strings of characters of infinite length. And there are, in fact, infinite permutations of those.

So… Yeah.

There’s no logical basis for infinite monkeys typing infinitely, inevitably producing the works of Shakespeare. Or fecal dioramas or alternate universes where Spider-Man is real or whatever else. Doesn’t hold water.

Fun fact, if John ever tries to buy enough stock to regain control of the company, everyone else’s stock will automatically divide to water down his shares because fuck John Schnatter

1. Obtain VPN
2. Never use tiktok as usual

They are planning to buy

So far so good

or maybe just electricity

Uh oh

All the juice runs out if there’s holes; this will let a good amount collect.

The guy punching me clearly espouses a pacifist ideology, so calling him violent is absurd horseshoe theory nonsense.

Your friends don’t sprance, and if they don’t sprance then they’re no friends of mine

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You okay?

Oh great, I added all the numbers in your comment together and now it’s $101 billion?? When will this madness end???

Fred Durst never made a plan in his damn life

Original game page

Archive.org mirror of the game download

I genuinely have NO clue if this game is known, but i suspect it mostly isn’t.

It’s Keyboard Drumset Fucking Werewolf! It’s kinda like a music video, but it’s a music video game 👉😏

It’s a collaboration between 2000s indie weirdo darling gamedev cactus and Swedish synthpunk band Fucking Werewolf ASSO.

it’s aggressively strange and moderately challenging, but I think it’s just a goddamn delight and maybe you will too.

Are you sure you aren’t touching yourself?

Of course not. It will be more expensive and they’ll still have to pay developers to figure out what’s wrong with their AI code.

Spiders kissing

“”:: ::“”

Goddamn. It took out my boy Rock Biter’s whole crew, it made the Child-like Empress cry, now this? Disgusting behavior.

How do the people who make this comment every single time something like this happens, expect change when no one’s allowed to be first?

I’m just guessing that stories of kids trapped in classrooms during school shootings had something to do with it.

But that is purely a guess.

If a stupid person being impressed by himself counted as “winning,” there’d be a whole lot more winners out there.

But it doesn’t.

What did he win? They aren’t going to resume advertising with him. They got out of the lawsuit without having to pay lawyers or change their behavior. What did he win?

Hey

You aren’t advertising with me. Stop bullying me and give me money.

If you don’t give me money right now, you’re bullying me.