For the cats, at least. I wouldn’t recommend doing it for yourself. I learned that the hard way.

My cats will be about to throw up, so I’ll slide a paper towel under them, and they will try to move to get back to the floor.

You’re absolutely right, as that cat will puke in the most inconvenient spot.

Some rocks have an invisible field around them. If you pass metal through this field, you can make your hand tingle.

True, but most of the oppressors are boomers.

Weak men created hard times. Thanks, boomers.

He loved riding his bike. I’ve never done it, though. I think I’ve always been bike curious.

I thought it might have been after I hit post, but the effort wasn’t there to edit or delete.

I wonder if they drew the dinosaur or the falling molten debris first?

It’s the worst day to be on the internet.

Further division and in-fighting among leftist communities is a benefit known soley to the capitalist.

I don’t doubt it, so I’m drinking my fill while I can.

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

“Hey, let’s go eat the rich, soldier!”

-Karlach from my daydreams