You just need to make sure you purge the gallium matrix before you attune anything above 50 MHz.

Same family as ‘Daddy Long Legs’? From my colloquial knowledge they eat mosquitos, so pay them no mind if your tent is crawling with them.

That’s why my ear is so itchy.

I always felt like it was a show for moms of geeks and nerds that missed their kids once they moved out.

It would appear that we have standardized school shootings here in the States.

This one wasn’t that bad. Remember that other one?

You going to catch The Game later?

Series acid and went for a walk in 99, took my camcorder. Last thing I remember is recording a plastic bag being buffeted by the wind and suddenly I’m here staring at a little glass box in my hand.

Thanks! I was looking for witchesvsTHEpatriarchy for some reason.

Subbed.

I want there to be a witchesvspatreiarchy here, but I’m a dude and it’d be messed up if I started it.

A cigarette?

I’ll ask my priest.

This guy knows how to use the Three Bean Shells.

Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

An app that would draw up a similar map for any word you plugged into it would be endlessly fascinating to me.

He did his research. Did he tell you why he only drinks pure grain alcohol and rainwater?

I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

The only people that are wont to use this are either somewhat pretentious/want to sound learned, or are using it for old timey comedic effect.

Learned is another word for wise or well taught, before anyone asks. It’s said ‘Learned’, not ‘learn-ed’.

He. Ate. A baby!

Does Kohl’s even need an overnight stocking shift these days? As far as I know they are basically an Amazon delivery/return counter that always has jeans on ‘sale’.

That is very sound logic.

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.