SybilVane

My cat is not very tech savvy.

They outdo themselves every year. There’s always at least one episode that was insane that they could pull it off. They obviously have an amazing team!

Acting like he hates the snuggles but doing nothing to get away, then looking obviously disappointed when I stop.

Cuddling up against me while I’m distracted so when I look beside me there’s a surprise cat there I can pet.

Hurrying me up to give him food, but once the food is served he comes up to me to give me a quick petting opportunity before he digs in. It’s my reward for feeding, him I guess. If I don’t take the chance to pet him, he won’t wait for me, so I need to act fast!

I’ve had recruiters reject anything that isn’t in word format.

Mama = suck

Guevo = huevos = literally eggs but figuratively means balls

What? We’re not good enough to be presented multiple rocks? Do we need to ration one of Earth’s most abundant resources now?

In this case it looks like they commited fraud, so it’s not even just political.

We’ll duh, chocobos are awesome!

I’ve never encountered one and I download from there a lot!

But first, the person banning water would become the ultimate serial killer.

Life expectancy is longer for women, so I think it’s just countries with nothing weird going on, but they’ll still have significantly more older women than older men.

Canada doesn’t accept just anyone for no reason.