It was very funny to see them say that, then say “no assholes” with a straight face.

Can you honestly not imagine a family walking past a bog and the dad says “this is what peat performance looks like”, causing the kids to groan and roll their eyes?

“Oh my gosh, your map is so unrealistic, why does your river split like this?” “Because this section of river was once ruled by married river spirits, but they got a divorce and took half each. This town between them has banned marriage counselors, lest the river swallow up the land once more.”

This feels like more of a regular joke than a dad joke. It’s rare you get swear words in dad jokes, even ones in an Irish accent.

Yeah, there’s a definite battery marketing push with all those sales going on. I was able to pick up some depleted batteries just the other day, free of charge.

I just checked, and Dragon Quest 2 released in January of the same year as both of those games and ends with you fighting Malroth, god of destruction. If anything is patient zero, it’s the Dragon Quest series.

You can always spot a Kirby fan based on how they react to a butterfly appearing late into the game.

Be careful: If you take this advice and want to become a sexy underwear model, you WILL receive a stern email from HR.

The spookiest of bees.

When we put the giraffe in there.

I was enchanted by the game the moment I saw how it was played, I loved it as soon as I started playing, and I was captivated as soon as Ash’s plot played out. At one point, the game said my life’s philosophy in plain text, and another person said it was dumb and pointed out the flaws in that philosophy.

How good are the characters? As soon as I learned you can exhaust dialogue trees, there was not a soul I didn’t wander next to to hear more dialogue.

How good is the soundtrack? I have learned how to play I Want To Be The Hero on ukulele.

I love that joke. There was no chance I’d be able to pay off the joke I set up, but I’m glad someone did, at least.

The brick joke is an absolute classic. The only tragedy is that it’s hard to set up without other people coming in with the payoff before you can.

I will say, this is slightly hurt by the fact we all said these in the comments of the first joke.

(I love when I get to post these joke chains)

How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.

How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.

How can you tell there’s an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.

How can you tell there’s 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.

How can you tell there’s 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can’t quite get the door shut.

How can you tell there’s 4 elephants in your fridge? -There’s a mini cooper outside.