"As part of your onboarding process, we’re just going to implant your Company ID. That way, for your safety, we’ll always know where you are. If you hear a buzzing sound, that means return to the office immediately. Reduced work speed will produce a mild reminder shock.
“Welcome to the Corporation.”
In my burb, workers have to race to the bus, in order to get their bikes into one of two racks.
This is a test case. There are some deep Christofascist pockets behind her.
But of course. Everyone knows space is for the private sector, as a playground for billionaires and a place for them to exploit for mining.
Looks like face is back on the menu, kittycats!
But I feel so owned. That makes it all worth it, riiiight?
Leopards! Leopards!
Nom Nom Nom!
Eat their noses
Bite their toeses
Nom Nom Nom!
Gooooo, LEOPARDS!
“Welcome to Chez Leopard. Tonight for your culinary delight, Chef has prepared a Filet of MAGA face, seared in a reduction of Merlot with shallots and garlic. Bon Appétit!”
Besides, teh Poorz and Brown Peepulz are getting their faces eaten also too!
At The Leopard BBQ:
“Damn Steve, this is delicious face! What did you do?”
“Well, you have to start with prime MAGA face. Fat is flavor!”
“munch chew nom,” say the Face Eating Leopards.
Was the wine list mostly Trump wine?
Vastly underrated comment.
I was at a medical appointment, and the (very cute) nurse was named “Kaelea” pronounced Kaylee.
Does it weigh the same as a conundrum?
Man up, MAGAs. I’m sure your son will be needed for the war with Iran.
This is the inevitable progression of fascism. As dissenters are purged and our institutions closed, the standard of purity will, by definition, narrow. A fascist dictatorship has to have someone to punish. Even that, they’ll be arresting people for not wearing a flag pin.
Well said. But what I haven’t seen mentioned, is that this system will require a high degree of social control. Religion and racism will be used to keep these multigenerational factory drones angry at each other. Otherwise, they may begin to resent the fact that their wealthy masters have health care and leisure.
The real struggle is the class struggle. For capitalism to function, the average low-info worker can’t be allowed to see that.
And the Company Store is Walmart.
It’s the least we can do for America’s Job Creators. After all, they gave us the Gig Economy, so we can work just as hard as God will allow, and become billionaires ourselves!
And yes, it was snark.