And then they take 2h to get your food, you find the waiter’s entire ponytail in it, and you’re yelled at if you don’t tip 50%? Idk man, some restaurants get bad reviews for service because they have bad service. And having bad service detracts from the experience of going out to eat.
Me this morning on the phone with mage support: My carriage’s doors get stuck when messengers try to deliver me messages from the king.
Mage support: I’m gonna need you to bring the carriage in.
I go to the mage’s quarters.
Me: Here’s the carriage, mage. Is this gonna take long or should I wait around?
Mage: give me your crystal number and I’ll project astrally when we’re done.
Minutes later.
Mage, appearing on my crystal: have your doors ever opened for messengers from the king?
Me: nah, ever since I got the carriage it’s been closed doors. It works for other messengers though. Just not messengers from the king.
Mage: yeah, we’re gonna need to recreate the carriage from scratch for security reasons.
Motherfucker if your fix for the laptop’s inability to connect to wifi is to format the thing, you’re not IT, you’re a script kiddie. My bad - you’re not a mage, you’re a peasant selling counterfeit potions.
I just don’t go places
Over it? No. I’m not in the habit of destroying works of art. But if in a few hundred years it needs to be restored, I’d prefer an AI does it instead of a human.
Is your stance that art can only be done by humans?
This is the equivalent of “you should learn to do all types of complex math shit in your head because you won’t always have a calculator with you”. Except you can now whip out your phone.
Imagine trying to convince someone to spend 5 years of their life learning to paint, instead of just waiting for technology to improve. It’s a bit like encouraging people to take apprenticeships in chimney sweeping or lessons on how to be a royal jester. Do what makes you happy, sure - but be prepared to do it as a hobby not as a job. Especially if the machines can outbid you.
Some jobs become obsolete as time passes. If artists are next to be this century’s town criers, that’s okay. We’ll all become obsolete sooner or later.
There’s moral precedent that being a greedy lying cunt can get your privilege to life revoked
I hope we will see.
Nah, man. You can’t be responsible for the middle ages and denial of science and then turn around and say “oopsies, actually we’re good with some science now”. You can’t be the greatest threat to several civilizations and the reason wars were fought and crusades killed millions and then claim “nah bro, on God, we’re just finna heal some people, trust us np”. You can’t cover up pedophilia in your ranks and move offending priests from parish to parish, from abuse to abuse, and then say “yo, just let us take care of people when they’re at their weakest, trust us bro, we just need a bit more power over people in a position of weakness bro, just this one more time bro”. No, catholic hospitals are like saying Isis summer camps or CIA flower planting trips.
Your institution is evil. You don’t get to give yourself some good PR and wash the evil away. Everyone knows you’ll just use whatever power people give you to further your own agenda - like push for letting women die instead of performing abortions, or preaching abstinence instead of teaching teenagers how contraceptives work. You’re evil and will die evil. All society can do is not help you slow down your death.
You = catholicism, not you as a person. I’m sure you’re cool and all, and it’s a shame you haven’t yet gotten out of the indoctrination - though it’s not surprising, catholics have been indoctrinating people for literal millenia. They’ve gotten really good at sinking their teeth into people and guilting them into following along with the rest of the flock.
You can derive your morals from wherever you want, I honestly don’t care. And you can consider those morals when applying for a job, such that you don’t end up with a career in a field where you are forced to go against your morals. This “I’m in emergency care or obgyn but don’t do abortions” shit? That’s too late. You had your time to make a decision - when you’re already hired is not that time.
I’m sure plenty of catholic doctors make great physicians. But if you allow your morals to come before your job, but actually lack the morals to quit that job when it is apparent that it contradicts what you believe - at that point you’re not taking a moral stand, you’re just a cunt with a soapbox.
I too can write ‘roses’ on a sign and put it in my back yard next to the pile of manure.
they should not have to perform abortions and prescribe contraceptive treatment generally
Abortions are medical procedures and contraceptives are the medical professional advice to prevent unwanted children/disease. If the institution doesn’t allow for fucking medicine to be practiced, it’s not a hospital, it’s a church.
So yeah, let’s allow catholic hospitals to do whatever the hell they want with regards to religion, idgaf. But if their religion prevents them from offering medical care, they’re not allowed to practice medicine and they sure as shit aren’t allowed to call themselves a hospital.
lol not even 25 years in the game, what a noob
Need for speed heat is like 4 bucks, as a former 13yo boy I woulda liked it
I live in an apartment building, I’ll take the person. Roaches won’t stick to the attic.
And nothing of value was lost.
But you see, that’s the whole thing about “omg retail workers have it so hard” people. The only way to satisfy them is to never shop again. Retail is hard because customers exist. Otherwise it would be “do nothing, get paid”. And these people don’t actually give a shit if a business can survive on them doing nothing, because they’re more focused on getting rid of those pesky customers that make their life oh so hard.
Yeah, retail is annoying. You know what else is annoying? Transporting garbage from location A to location B. Searching for 3 days in your own code to find a bug that’s making you look like a dipshit to your boss and team. Roofing in the summer. Dealing with having lost your clients millions of dollars because stock X plummeted and you didn’t foresee it. Being on an oil rig in the Atlantic for 9 months a year. Cleaning a hoarder’s apartment. Getting shot at in Ukraine. Masturbating prize horses for the $emen. Looking all day at people’s ugly stinky feet. They’re all called jobs and people do them because they are literally a fucking part of our daily lives and the way we function and have a productive society. You’re free to fuck off and farm wheat if you only wanna eat bread for the rest of your life, and you don’t have to interact with anyone. For the rest of people who have evolved past a trade-based society, real life is that way (☞ಠ_ಠ )☞
But no, tell me again what a bad day you’ve had cause Timmy took 12 free samples. Jesus fucking christ, the balls on some cunts.
advertising them somewhere else, Tumblr, throwaway eBay listings, Spotify playlists,… here.
You missed a great opportunity to have ‘here’ be a link to an emulator.
Nintendo goes on to claim that this subreddit has played a central role in fostering Switch piracy,
Piracy has been long ago defined to be a service problem. Nintendo should be suing themselves. I hope the lawyers eat it all up.
Is it next to the 30 big neon signs advertising 4% off expired yoghurt? I must’ve missed it while I was looking at literally anything else.
Is that sign next to the other shitty advertisements trying to get me to buy an overpriced candy bar before I’m out the door? Sucks, I’m not reading any of them. Deal with it.
Your store is literally designed to make people get lost and lose track of time. You’re welcome to go fuck yourself and take your annoyance out on your corporate overlords instead of the regular people just trying to find the onions.
I’m sorry, you fucking what? How about you test the world’s population in PhD level history and see if you get a 46%? Are you fucking kidding me? You’re telling me this machine is half accurate on PhD history and you’re tryna act like that doesn’t just make your entire history department fucking useless? At most, you have 5 years until it’s better at the job than actual humans trained for it, because it’s already better than the public at large.