He lifts his paw when he poops

Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut

Like, liquid soap or bar soaps? Is it for storage or?

Haha… but honestly, doesn’t he look ridiculous? With a step back, all of those humanity stuff are sooooo ridiculous. And yet, it feels so heavy

Those look like they’re straight out from The Boys. You know like… dressed up for the job but slightly not exactly up for said job

I’m on social but I can’t log in the app because it says the instance is running an outdated version of pixelfed. Am I missing something?

She’s amazing in what she does but she is phenomenal as Jinx in Arcane!!! I hope to see much much more of her, VO or screen.

Screenshot of a serendipitous posts alignment

You rent your drapes? There wasn’t even a sink in the kitchen of my rental.

What in the drapes? Where can I find those?

I… what… I was a waitress in the 2000’s. I was unsure about the job security so during my lunch break one day, I went to the phone company shop next door where they hired me, so reading your story was really unsettling until that point. Turned out I was bored with the city and left for another country shortly after. Didn’t buy bitcoin later.

I I’d say Lee Pace

The frog, maybe?

Do you guys not take it against gas? That’s a common item in medicine cabinets where I am.

Activate charcoal is very common medicine to fight gas and/or mild intestinal discomfort. Very effective when my farts become too noxious and I need to debloat…

Was it TMI…?

There are apple links in the US and they are delicious.

I honestly think that humor is the answer to most if not all issues. Bit iffy since we don’t share the same but humor is the answer. That and puppies and kittens…

Edit: and elephants!