A brilliant, topless lawyer taught me that it is unethical and illegal to involve people in your kink without their consent, so even if it gets them off they’re not allowed to do it.

Big Diogenes Energy

Considering Leonard Maltin gave Laserblast the same 2.5 stars as Temple of Doom I guess B is in the eye of the beholder

Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man are B movies?

If you want land you have to buy it from the government on an annual basis unless you have sufficient arms and production to keep their thugs out.

As someone who would very much like to cut theirself off from society: It is not this easy.

These are also CIA-endorsed ways of fighting fascism

A little rail cart on a winch would work quite nicely.

As usual, the answer to the transportation problem is a train.

This is an opportunity to teach them about the command line, so they can use their powers for revenge.

80 cows? Ha! How about 8,000 cows!

“Stupid face, you don’t need that nose!” - America

I feel like a really intelligent AI would recognize the context of the text it gets.

Like, if you or I heard someone saying a bunch of numbers we’d know to switch into math mode and start mathing.

But these things just dawdle along and start repeating nursery rhymes or whatever because they’re not smart enough to know what they’re doing.

To be fair it’s a Nissan

If you focus the light correctly they’re not bad.

The problem is folks put new LED bulbs in old fixtures designed for non-led bulbs. These scatter light everywhere and annoy people. Plus they have to be even brighter because the light isn’t focused where it needs to go.

I’m jealous because I love my kitty and my hammock but my kitty doesn’t love my hammock. You’re so lucky!

Nah, the rocks are fine. It’s putting seeds in the ground that’s the problem. That’s how the seeds get you to do their bidding.

I feel barely human most days, because we are all collectively heinous, so I must have missed that.

Agriculture was a mistake.

Ketchup on a burrito that you don’t know is called a burrito is up there with putting ketchup on a well-done steak

It’s so American to be ashamed of the world laughing at us, and not at all the heinous shit we’ve done.

I was just paraphrasing Miss Pavlichenko

They never killed any men. Only fascists.