It is as much their fault as it is any addict’s fault, which is to say, partially but not entirely

9/11 itself didn’t do it-- it was America’s response that sealed the deal

Because ICE is targeting people who aren’t likely to be armed. As the net broadens and they start targeting more explicitly based on political affiliation, gender, etc. rather than just race, they’ll start running into people who will shoot back

This seems odd, but I’m no spoonologist cochleologist*, so who am I to argue?

(*ligulist or trullologist also work)

A rare Musk win. Broken clock, I suppose

At least one part of it does

The asbestos goes in the filter, not the wrap

Probably not, as decals warning not to pass on the right of semi trailers are common, this one just happens to be kind of spicy (‘passing side’/‘suicide’ is another humorous one that you see around). The warning doesn’t imply any sort of recklessness on the part of the truck driver-- they make wide right turns and stupid people sometimes try to pass them on the right while they do so.

I don’t how one snorts lsd

LSD is a crystalline solid under standard conditions.

let alone how that gets into your stomach

Nasal drip; snort too much to be easily absorbed by your sinuses, and it runs down your throat and into your stomach instead

Zionism, but the EU doesn’t really need any more of that

My Moto G 5G has both

It’s rated M because of moderators poor understanding of ‘gambling’

That requires having time to be friends with and meet people

There’s no way this motherfucker couldn’t just hire somebody to do the tariffs math right.

They couldn’t hire someone to do the tariff math ‘right’ because there is no ‘right’ math to do.

hijacked by drug dealers

No, the drug dealers were there first. The entire crypto world has been hijacked by speculation and scams

That’s hilarious

They probably mean this one

Citations or gtfo

ballot proof windshields

Bravo

Or like calling all facial tissue “kleenex”