That might be your ancestors fault. Don’t blame the devil. According to Dante he’s pretty chill(ed).

Not to worry, Trump is on it.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. We can’t imagine what it’s like to be that obscenely wealthy. Logic would state that it works the other way too. They have very little concept of humanity in general. You and I would be the same if no one in the world could tell us “no”. It’s a form of psychosis, in my humble opinion.

That is a lynx.

Yet, he will likely never look back to his actions. He’ll just turn out his pockets, throw his hands up and say “I don’t know what happened! No one warned me about this repeatedly.”

Up to 24 people are sympathetic. You will find a lot of people that will (correctly) say “you’re young. Just enjoy your time you don’t need to worry about where you’re headed. It will come to you”. Wait until next year. 25 is when that changes to “what the fuck are you doing with your life”. Basically what I’m saying is you’re not old. Until next year.

My long term girlfriend cheated on me. It was bad, I’m going to let her move on and not go into details. I couldn’t sleep in the bed we shared for months. When i tried (after months) I kept waking up terrified because she wasn’t in bed and I didn’t know where she was. It didn’t take long to remember but most of the time I wouldn’t sleep for a few days after and I felt like I wanted to puke most of the time. Couldn’t eat either. Hit the bottle hard. It’s a bit better but I wouldn’t wish these feelings on my worst enemy.

It’s funny. Years ago Reddit had a trend “Ameristraulia” and it was riddled with “did we just become best friends?” comments. As a Canadian I felt like squidward. Stay steady fellow colonists.

Thankfully we get much longer terms so maybe we can ride out the storm.

I was wondering how this was so funny and I realised it’s very appropriate. A pair of illusionists with the hubris to think the tiger they subjugate won’t turn on them.

I had a co-worker get a warning once for eating leftover pizza. I’ve seen my mom eat the messiest sandwich and get off with a warning. It really depends on how many kids you have to drop off. No one fucks with a hungry momma bear.

Whenever we watch old home movies all I can think of is the food. You know what it tasted like and in certain cases it’s never been the same. There’s one video of me walking around naked in a cowboy hat (I was 4) at lunch time and all I can think of when I see it is “I want that sandwich, I remember that sandwich”. Anyways, this picture is tasty. It brought back some memories. Clearly.