You’ve got a Gen-E card too?!

This must be how Big Bird knew to avoid the Challenger.

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

Upside: the variety of light up shoes you can buy must be much higher than the average adult!

Those seem highly at risk of the cover falling into the hole.

Yea, you can’t really tell. Maybe she’s from Canada and was just being polite.

Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.