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Cake day: December 1st, 2023

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  • Counterpoint: tried the above to make a “good” profile, and also a “basic” profile literally generated from AI as a control.

    The basic AI generated profile full of cliches and revealed nothing about me consistently got more attention.

    Research has shown that most people overwhelmingly prefer “average” people, so if your goal is just maximising the number of matches then an “interesting” profile is actually worse.




  • Sike! Many developed nations such as Canada, Australia, the UK, Hong Kong, and Singapore all provide little to no support for dental. Although the UK does have dental ln the NHS, finding an NHS dentist is very difficult.

    Many of the residents in these nations end up engaging in dental tourism to nations such as Poland and Thailand, where a dental travel package that includes round trip international air fare + 5 star hotel + dental work is still cheaper than getting dental work done in their home country.


  • Cant believe im posting this.

    Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into it’s feed chute.

    You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.

    The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it’s beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.

    Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.

    The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.

    The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.

    You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.

    Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it’s 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.







  • Meron35@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldThe horrors
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    3 months ago

    On the Creation of N*ggers

    When, long ago, the Gods created Earth, In Jove’s fair image Man was shap’d at birth. The beasts for lesser parts were next design’d; Yet were they too remote from humankind. To fill this gap, and join the rest to man, Th’Olympian host conceiv’d a clever plan. A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure, Fill’d it with vice, and call’d the thing a N*GGER.

    H.P.LOVECRAFT.

    😬😬😬