Kuori [she/her]

god i’d rather get hit with a grenade

you could try it against the cops but it’ll just remind them of when they peaked in middle school

in my experience it was mostly used by assholes to tear gas a whole locker room by puncturing the can and then blockading the door so no one can escape

no sorry i think you might just be a loser. D.A.R.E already exists and it never changed anyone’s mind.

rapidly losing interest here but illegality in no way corresponds to social unacceptability. i’m not sure why you would ever make the mistake of conflating the two tbh.

as someone who suffers pretty frequent migraines i can agree that it’s no fun when people are stinky in public. you don’t hear me calling for a ban on perfumes, colognes, axe body spray (showing my age here probably) etc, etc, etc.

Indoor cooking serves a social purpose

big time yeah, but so does smoking. for that matter, so does alcohol.

We can’t just do away with it.

sure we could! we can just do it outside.

ngl if all you’ve got is “well these things are legal and this one isn’t” then i’m deeply uninterested. “but it’s illegal!” okay so what? in the u.s. at least those laws were created explicitly to target and demonize black people and progressive movements. i listed the things i did bc they’re all harmful to human health in one way or another. candles put out a similar level of air pollution to smoking cigarettes inside. campfires? oh you better believe that shit is terrible for you. my point is that you’re not really being honest about the reasoning behind your beliefs. it’s okay to say “i think this should be banned because i don’t like it.” maybe nobody will agree with you! maybe they will. at least it would be truthful.

i think this is the only time in my life i’ve ever encountered someone who isn’t an arch conservative try to make the claim that weed contributes to sexual assault (per your argument elsewhere in the thread) and mass murder. did your parents leave you in a locked room with nothing but reefer madness for entertainment as a kid or something?

air pollution

oh hell yes now we’re talking. so you’re in favor of banning cigarettes, campfires, candles, gas stoves, and shit why not, indoor cooking too right?

distracted driving impairs your ability to operate a vehicle significantly, better ban talking to passengers!

or you know. just invest in public transit instead and ban cars.

ah yes the myriad dangers of eating too many cookies and falling asleep watching nature documentaries

this scourge must end!

can’t wait to flood it with death threats against every former and current member of the government

too lazy and ignorant to type up your own dogshit reply so you rely on a chatbot. fucking liberals.

world-shatteringly large “if”

so should being an outright fascist, but

Good.

literally no one cares, fuck off dweeb

hopefully we can convince him to send you to the bottom of the ocean or something

i simply can’t believe someone who gleefully helped the U.S. commit war crimes in their own home country would do this!

maybe we should kill them?

he should get one too