Then you watch “The First 48” and realize that unless someone actively snitches or the fool immediately goes to the cops “to give their side” and/or flat out confesses, cops would never “solve” crimes.

Moral of the story: Shut the fuck up

*Walks into the store running a high fever from this damned flu.*

Mmm…oh well.

Is it a surprise that the top manufacturing country in the world is out-building everyone?

Literally the reason the US became a military superpower during WW2 was because they outbuilt everyone at an astonishing rate. Why is it a surprise then that after they “outsourced” most of their manufacturing capabilities to China, that China would suddenly have the ability to outpace the US in manufacturing.

*shocked Pikachu*

I genuinely thought this was an Onion headline.

I “own” it in Multiple platforms already. I might actually own it now.

Make sweaty/stinky LAN parties a thing again! – Me, a former UT99 sweatlord.

Look how content the introvert is.

I don’t get…awww fuck’n-ell!!

I want to make a joke about “shitpost”, but my beloved chili is right there with it. I suspect this might be mouthwatering to the intended audience.

That’s genocide.

Nice list.

their whole personality is just bazaar

Like a day trader?

Let the age of community made mods and campaigns begin!

Removed by mod

The situation was more like “Dear lawyer, your clients have committed a federal felony offense and they did it in such a sloppy manner that they didn’t even follow our standard document formatting. Drop the suit, have them pay our legal fees and a fine, and we won’t inform the US District Attorney and then ask the State Bar of Texas to look into whether you knowingly partook in this scheme”.

I’m glad I’m near retirement. These sort of situations chip away at the soul.

I always use yyyy.mm.dd as my date format whenever I sign and date documents. I also use a pictograph instead of initials. Someone tried to forge a contract edit to try and get out of paying but used the mm/dd/yy format. The moment my lawyer showed this to their lawyer, they settled immediately for the original amount, legal fees, and late payment penalties. Dumbasses.

I decided to check out an MBP. Normally I can customize it and they give me a delivery estimate of about a week. Currently I can’t customize it at all and delivery estimate is overnight. Literally what’s in stock is all there is and then no more.

Latest marketing campaign for Chipotle?

I hear they suck and can be a real pain in the ass, so I ordered two.