MUAHAHAHAHA!

Andy Dick? Half of LA has stories about that guy.

Trump: “666% tariffs on Easter eggs! Me am good Christian boy.”

If the picture SA’s you, then yes.

I’m so torn. I always upvote a depressedpoochie, but MURICA…

“YOU ARE FREE to do what we tell you!”

This is America. Don’t catch you slippin’.

No. We’ve been having too many random fires lately. The obvious answer is MORE FLAMETHROWERS! Yeah! That’ll fix all the fires!

Become one with penguin. And hamberders.

We are NOT winning, we are NOT sitting here smug while the conservatives whither into the background, they are fucking in control of the world’s wealthiest, most powerful country and they are celebrating every day.

You just described my mom’s YouTube feed. Just metric fucking tons of copium. The Midas Touch has like 20 videos a day, each of them with titles like Trump BLASTED by Immigration JUDGE! or Trump suffers MAJOR LOSS and FREAKS OUT or Trump has PANICKED MELTDOWN as he meets HIS FATE in COURT!!1!

None of this is true. It’s all happy fantasy. The sky is literally falling, but these fuckwits are saying it’s ok, go have a picnic, everything is working out, and all you have to do is go look outside and see THEY’RE COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT.

One side is setting everything on fire, while the “other” side is busting out marshmallows and graham crackers.

Hey, we’re working on creating that broad coalition right now! Don’t worry, invading Canada, Mexico, Panama, Greenland, Disneyland and MacDonald’s Island should help motivate the world! If that doesn’t do it, we have plans to bomb China, Australia, Costa Rica, Maine, Disney World, Loompaland, and Imagination Land.

A magat would gladly allow trump to shit in their mouth if a “lib” had to smell it.

A few years ago, i had to answer the question “how do you wipe?!” A quick YouTube search later, I’m cackling at what can only be described as a ShitMitt.

Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!

In emergency, spoon is also drumstick.

Ba-DUM tssss!

To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.

I paid rent for a while in 2010 by getting people to pay me to make their 360 work again. Those were the days.

I use the SlayerWaspKC method.

rrod Xbox 360 has entered the chat

“E waste?” In the early 90s?!? LMAO!

I’m not sure exactly what happened to it, but death by firing squad, followed by incineration, and then repurposed into lead paint or used as seasoning at an elementary cafeteria would be par for the course back in those days.