Hell yeah. I’ll miss some of the porn, at least the last of it that wasn’t weird racebait, but it needed to die ten or fifteen years ago.

Uhh, bad. I’m holding up objectively well under the circumstances compared to the past, but the circumstances are… You know.

The Alt NatPark guys are saying more like five million on 4/5 nationwide.

They gotta hit JD first if they’re gonna fix anything.

Do you think you provide housing? Here’s a list of common signs:

If someone stole all your tools, you’d kill them, and you don’t think that’s weird.

Unhealthy relationship with caffeine (bonus points for other substances too)

At least one fucked-up bone or joint

There’s some Liquid Nails or silicone caulk stuck in your favorite work shirt

Your hearing isn’t as good as it used to be

Regular porta-shitter use

If two or more of these fit your lifestyle, you may be a provider of housing.

If it’s from current events in America, I had the same problem til I started going to protests. Otherwise, meditation and/or some basic meds might do the trick.