Compartmentalize the people, conquer their minds. Machiavelli’s divide and conquer.

That’s why I created this name, to give people a bit of a laugh. That and the Hot Rod sketch. I also try to be as positive in my comments as possible, but there are days where that falls by the wayside.

Exactly so. She also had a really scratchy meow, but the loudest purr.

A beauty and a scholar, she is.

I doubt it, the vet would have charged me a lot more for putting her down.

She looks exactly like my old cat. Her name was Snowball.

That’s the joke.

Walk softly, and carry a big stick. You have the Declaration of Independence and the Boston Tea Party to guide any future actions you take to stop your current fascist leader. DO SOMETHING. You’re fucking up my country too.

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Either your username is meta, or you need the Billy Goats Gruff to bring some clarity to your life under the bridge.

When you become as reactionary as your opponents, then you’re no better than them. Thank you for not being like this.

When I was a stoner many moons ago, I used to leave money in random pockets, anything from $5 to $20. A few days later, when I was stoned, I would be looking for something random in my pockets and would find the money. This was the face I would make when I realized I had cash for a bag of Cheetos.

COME TO CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIE

I’ll go to a regular tap, thanks.

Sounds like the Jeep corporate execs should be charged with all the crimes that result from road rage incidents involving people who own Jeep products.

WAKE UP YOU SILLY SLEEPYHEAD!!!