I’m usually not a fan of zero tolerance policies, but I make an exception for Nazi shit.

Accidental like Strangelove, perhaps. Just an involuntary spasm revealing his true nature.

I still don’t understand what the fuck a cake has to do with it. In my universe, a cake is for special occasions, not whatever trivial bullshit this is.

Seriously. Who the fuck actually wastes their time on this shit?

Edit: Self-reflection creeps in as I realize I’m just getting old and these kids on my lawn are just speaking their idiot slang.

So long as people are starving under the system while others have yachts, the system is unethical, and thus following its rules – insofar as they perpetuate this inequity – is unethical.

Theft from the wealthy is morally right, period.

I can understand your confusion, but the first one he pronounced “po-tah-to”.

I’m rooting for Yellowstone caldera, baby.

Las Vegas overshadowed it from the start, unfortunately.

Two politicians acted cordial to one another in public?! That must mean both sides are same!!! 😱😱😱😱

I am really hoping this comment was just unappreciated dark humor and not meant seriously.

Things are just things.

I enjoy the work of those people, and will gladly offer token sympathy, but all of them have multiple homes and will be just fine. So I’m not going to waste my concern on them.

Some of them are using this opportunity to bring attention to the many people for whom this disaster is actually life-destroying, and that’s where we should focus.

Someone told me it was the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem.

They were gonna get killed either way.

Which would mean either they don’t want to catch him (because even the police hate CEOs), or what they do know makes them look even worse (because he’s mocking them, or should be easy to find with what they know).

I call them the leech class.

I am Spartacus!

This whole thing feels right out of a comic book or a movie. That’s exactly how it would go down too.

Don’t give them any more leads.