Has anyone seen the show “Pantheon“? This is getting close to it.

Wouldn’t Cringer have a set of fuzzy clackers? I doubt anyone in Eternia is neutering tigers.

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.

" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…

Hello, fellow dog percussionists.

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

“He is a bit grumpy!”

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?