What? Your butthole doesn’t look like an event horizon?

I mean… Schitt’s Creek is fictional but it’s definitely entertaining.

Just dial down the middle! C-A-L-L-A-T-T

When I recently went off my medication, I would have random days where I was incredibly depressed as my body was trying to return to normal. The first day we moved into our house I started crying because I missed my dog who was staying with my parents temporarily. Without saying anything, my husband ran to the store and got me a pint of Jenny’s darkest Chocolate ice cream. And we ate the whole pint together. No judgement, just love.

“Where we all goin?” - Dog probably

Transphobic people must really hate frogs.

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My husband works at an architecture firm. They exclusively use #2 in 3 different colors. My husband has gotten in the habit of putting a few in his pocket during the day while he works and emptying his pockets when he gets home. We have WAY TOO MANY PENS!!! I’ve been bagging them up and giving them away!! They are nice pens tho… very good for drafting/drawing/etc. I just don’t need 300 of them. Beware that the blue ones tend to explode the most.

I mean it this time

DORA WINIFRED

It’ll rip your dick off

I also have dialed down the cheese intake, which is probably for the best. But if I want to indulge I have 2 options: take lactase pills or select cheese that does not contain lactose. I particularly enjoy the Cabot seriously sharp cheddar for my go-to cheesening.

Tests bar by ordering an old fashioned. Receives old fashioned with muddled cherry/orange and several ice cubes. ಠ_ಠ

GROND

I don’t think lucky charms does, but you can buy off brand marshmallows online. I think I found a 2lb bag of them on Amazon once.

JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on

I’ve had a different but similar issue. I have a VPN I log into so I can remotely access my work computer. If the VPN is on, YouTube won’t show me specific content that I know is usually there. It doesn’t tell me I can’t watch anything or tell me to turn it off, but some content is just missing 🤷

I reply to any commenter that posts twice. They are usually escaped/lost

I reply to any commenter that posts twice. They are usually escaped/lost.

Don’t forget to grab your Cheetos… In a cup!!!