The Assman

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

I’m just hanging out but thanks

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

This is what living in America does to the brain

Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t.

You guys ever just mind your own fucking business? I’m really into minding my own fucking business.

I didn’t mention a single thing about combat roles or personal danger

To fight

To be the arm

To defend

To protect

Do you not know what any of those terms mean

You know most enlisted aren’t in combat roles right? My brother did ten years behind a desk, ended up with an awesome career and got to travel the world for free.

Selfish bastard didn’t get milady any milk

You mean they snap you back in

Relevant username

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

A fucking DORK?

You might have to just skip this 2 minute playstation commercial

My dumbass looking for Saddam Hussein like it’s where’s Waldo

You literally can. It’s a setting.

Ass Hill, you say 👀

Crawl out through the fallout baby

This is what happens when an isetta eats shellfish

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is