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don’t be a nuisance and make yourself small

That’s the most un-American thing I’ve ever heard.

Translated to bananas to make it easier for Americans to understand, but actual EU traffic signs are in metric.

These people probably feel so ashamed they can’t even look at themselves in the mirror.

Communism is just socialism-flavored fascism.

Having lots of wealth to begin with is always a good idea.

How does the second tenant pay their mortgage? One apartment’s rent should not be enough to cover the mortgage of four (or five - including the one they live in). My guess is that they only payed all the mortgages for these four properties and this is about the mortgage of the apartment they live in.

The cheat code to a stress-free life is to own lots of real estate to being with.

But 20% funnier

But if the KGB asked, you meant the capitalist pig American president.

“Who did you think it was about?”

It was called the gerontocracy.

Missed chance to called it “geriatracy”

If they make the phones smaller they’ll have to make the ads smaller too. Can’t have that.

“pound the pavement” gets a whole new meaning then

Did… did you have a crane operation license?

Hot take: forcing children to pledge allegiance should be more concerning than the exact posture they are ordered to make while doing so.

Cryptocurrency is more of his boss’ thing.

PoS

“North America” is the name of the continent. It can stay.