Hey buddy. Is upholding constitution harder than you thought? I know grown up things can be difficult, but if we threw a tantrum every time something was hard nothing would get done.

When you start acting like a big boy we can go get ice cream. Where ls JD? I need to speak with him about his visit with the Pope.

With you powers combined: I am captain barely functioning adult!

I am honestly surprised President dum dum, or the AG hasn’t shut down this investigation yet

I feel attacked

Well much higher and the crew turns to salamanders

Isn’t his (ex)wife captain janeway?

Mrs Columbo