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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago
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  • ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I was onboard until I saw the “divine being” and “holy tongue” bits. I’m a technophobe, not a religious nutter.

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      BUT WE CREATED THEM

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        That doesn’t make you divine.

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          But they don’t know that!

        • angrystego@lemmy.world
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          Depends on definition

        • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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          They’ve got just as good a claim to divinity as anyone or anything.

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      My body is a temple. That is why I imbibe the holy red40 Doritos and the yellow5 mountain dew

    • Preußisch Blau@lemmy.ca
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      We are more of a divine being, because only humans do religion. Our tongue is more holy, because we created words for holiness. [|B-)

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        TempleOS: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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    • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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      !unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org

  • brrt@sh.itjust.works
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    Is the computer/robot able to freely decide when/if to speak?

    No = you should direct your attention to your fellow “divine” beings who programmed them

    Yes = fuck you

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    I, for one, hail our robot overlords. 🥰

    ^^^please ^^^don’t ^^^kill ^^^me.

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    I will always turn off the sound of the GPS when using it, I just want a map to glance at, not a device ordering me around

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      i just dont like when im in the middle of a conversation and the machine goes “TURN RIGHT”

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        Exactly

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      Except sometimes it pays off massively.

      I had accidentally left the voice on for some reason, back when Google Maps’ navigation was fairly new here in New Zealand. Back then it wasn’t the easiest thing to turn off without pulling over and stabbing a bunch of buttons, so I left it.

      Approaching a large intersection, it seemed it was taking the words on the street signs somewhat literally, as it told me

      Signs for State Highway one-half

      Indeed, the sign did appear to read “SH1/2”.

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    I really want to jam a pick tool into gas station pump speakers that blare ads.

    I probably will if the oldest shell station that never updates their pumps does.

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    Reminds me of Rik and the door

    Warning: Does contain a little swearing.

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    I hate this
    Just be nice, and don’t act so superior :(

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