• primemagnus@lemmy.ca
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    20 hours ago

    “Hi I’m your supreme overlord. I am godly and will crush anyone who opposes me. I am your master now! But, just don’t shoot this little mole on my arm. It’s my weak spot. Well, see you tomorrow for your further subjugation humans!”

    Goeak, The Terrifying, The Subjugator, The Supreme One’s last known decree before he was mysteriously killed, somehow by an unknown assailant.