We all know he’s bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let’s see going that $50k comes out.

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    Dude seriously just had to shut up and keep making bad pillows to stay rich. It’s amazing how people can self destruct.

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    Well, you did it to yourself, you stupid bastard.

    I’m not going to bring up the drug addiction, that doesn’t mean someone is automatically stupid.

    But this guy was greedy, thought he would get a Primo cabinet position, or become a Senator, and get really, really, really rich. When he was already filthy rich. And blew everything he already had legitimately made, and put I don’t know how many honest blue collar folks out of work, to kiss the ass of a person that is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. Too bad, so sad.

    No sympathy.

    Obviously, Trump didn’t like him.

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      mike lindell was so addicted to cocaine, that his drug dealer denied him drugs

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      There was a time in 2014 I think that MyPillow had no political leanings. It was just that pillow you saw at 3am when infomercials came on.

      I almost bought one. It seemed like a decent pillow. I don’t know why I didn’t buy one, but I was close. Then I get distracted for 2 years. Then he gets assosiated with trump, and now I’m glad I didn’t buy one.

      I don’t know the CEO of coca-cola. I don’t know their political dealings. But if coke came out and said “FUCK THE MEXICANS! BUILD A WALL!!! VACINES ARE A HOAX!!!” I would cease buying coke.

      I’m sure the ceo probably is republican. But do you notice how coke has no political affiliation? Coke has smart marketing and business sense. You come out as republican, lose half the countries sales. Come out as democrat, lose half the countries sales. Stay annonomous? Nobodys offended and you can keep putting that white polar bear and santa on your cans at christmas time.

      Which…by the way. When you think of the north pole, why is coke the only ones who show that polar bears are native to the north pole? I mean, I know it’s a fictional place, but it just seems logical that polar bears would live on the north pole.

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        I believe My Pillow was a product that did a lot of advertising on AM talk radio. That might have been a clue. My mom tried one and said it was hard as a rock. She tried a softer version, and she didn’t like that one either. It’s basically just memory foam that’s shredded into small pieces inside the pillow.

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    He claimed he has “nothing” except for two houses, which he claimed are in the process of being liquidated, and a truck.

    Motherfucker owning multiple houses crying about how he has “nothing”. Fucking hell. But I guess if they’re being liquidated he should have the funds to pay his fine pretty soon, right? Right?

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      That’s like on housewives when they’re temporarily living in an incredibly expensive hotel during a house renovation and then saying that they’re homeless

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    Mikes had to down grade from cocaine to cocaine cut with baking soda, to baking soda cut with Ajax cleaner, to sucking dick under a railroad bridge for a cigarette butt.