Buy only American. Get a bunch of land and live smack in the center of it never seeing the outside world again. These are options for you. You don’t like any particlar group of people you can just be by yourself!
Now I recommend if you truly never want to see anything that ever upsets you again, TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND GO AWAY.
That is definitely not Austin. Closer to College Station
Not only Austin, but Houston, San Antonio, El Paso, and even Dallas are solidly blue