My one homie always wants me to hold eye contact while I’m blowing him. I’m like, bro that’s so gay just cum in my mouth already.

I’m not even that other person, just letting you know you’re an asshole.

Ironic it went this way but literally, what can I do?

Well if we could harness the power of Smug you could light up the world.

I don’t think you’ll find anyone in the fediverse that disagrees.

Like what?

“It’s not like you’ll regularly have a little box in your pocket with access to the sum of all of the knowledge in the world but you’ll have to sift through an equal amount of incorrect knowledge and have the ability to differentiate the two.”

Yes.

But also, Barqs does have bite.

There’s no war but the class war, everything else is propaganda to distract us from the real criminals.

She has a very sought after skillset. It might be rough for awhile but she’ll land on her feet. Her time at the Big 5 is done but they’re all evil anyway.

What was the reason in your inbox?

I think he does, now.

I’m not sure he will even when he’s sitting in a cell.

The commercial in question.

States FREE from LIBTARDS obviously.

Hi everyone, just a friendly reminder that guns are legal in the United States for the time being.

See the problem is people see the word “Nazi” and (for some convenient reason) think people are literally talking about a card carrying member of the NSDAP, which obviously doesn’t exist after 1945.

Substitute “fascist authoritarian” for “Nazi” in more modern contexts and it makes more sense.

Do you have any historical references to Romans doing that? Cause all I can find are fascists doing a salute called a Roman salute.

Why are you defending fascists by running defense for them? That’s a really bad look.

Greedy fucks are never going to lower a price. They must extract all available profit or they have failed.

God I hate people like you.

That’s nice, I actually “don’t give a flying fuck” though, I’ve been hated by better I promise.

edit: language

I do not give a flying fuck what men like this think they “need” from women.

Obviously you do though.