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The original was posted on /r/todayilearned by /u/darwin-rover on 2025-04-20 12:48:16+00:00.
I thought the ELFs were destroying such companies…
Hold on I have an idea for a foreign national detector.There’s not many scientists left in the current U.S. administration…
He was willing to demonstrate the devices, but only if there were no scientists present, claiming that they might steal his ideas.
Chef’s kiss!
And I wish more Wikipedia articles had headings like “Elf involvement”. :D
Most successful environmental activism ever
I want to have his criminal energy and creativity.
And he was never charged or fined or jailed or anything. Really just the perfect criminal romp. Some fun fraud. Light-hearted illegal antics. I want that too.
